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The Laboratorium
This place is great! Stocked to the brim with ingredients and state-of-the-art machinery! What's not to love?

The Cookie Laboratorium Story released alongside the Faerie Kingdom Battle seasonal game mode and the To Arms! Faerie Kingdom Battle Event in the Cookie Laboratorium update (v5.2).

The story follows the efforts of the Cookies of Darkness- namely that of Head Icon Pomegranate Cookie and Head Icon Butter Roll Cookie, among others- to create the perfect dough mixture under the orders of Head Icon Dark Enchantress Cookie so that she may bake bodies for the currently sealed Beast Cookies to possess, allowing her to then steal their powers for herself.

The story also follows Head Icon Matcha Cookie's own efforts to sabotage the dough making process, with the goal of making the resultant Beast Cookie's obedient and controllable by her.

Participation and accumulation of contribution points in the Faerie Kingdom Battle mode unlocked segments of the story.

The events of the story also set up those of the Welcome! MyCookie storyline.

Story[]

01. Beneath the Badlands

Tell me, what is the current state of the Beast Cookies?
How much longer until they're ready?
Master, out of the total 666 steps, we have completed the 664th.

However, we've encountered a... complication of sorts.
The 664th step requires the addition of Life Powder concentrate.
Although, the dough seems to... reject it.

Dark Enchantress Cookie
Hmm. A... complication at the most crucial step.
How annoying.
We are doing our utmost to achieve the correct ratio.

Pomegranate Cookie

Dark Enchantress Cookie
There is no need to rush the process, Pomegranate Cookie.
We cannot compromise the results with hastiness.
What I need is utter perfection, a masterpiece, so to speak.
The souls of Beast Cookies must possess their dough fully.

Dark Enchantress Cookie
That is the only way I can restore the Beast Cookies' Soul Jam to its whole and pure form...
... And claim it all... for myself!
Yes, Master...
Nothing will come between you and your grand plan.

Pomegranate Cookie

Dark Enchantress Cookie
Only the two final steps remain...
The seeds of my labor are finally coming to fruition...

Dark Enchantress Cookie
Do not fail me, Pomegranate Cookie.

Pomegranate Cookie
Attention Cookies!

Pomegranate Cookie
We are approaching the end of the manufacturing process.
There can be no room for errors. Understood?
Yes, Pomegranate Cookie!
Researcher Cookies
Perfection or nothing!

???
He heh... No no no, this will get them livid...
Imagine... if I beat them to it... Mhe he heh...
They'll get so mad! Mhe he! Oh so mad! Phew heh heh!
What are they up to? Heh he... Let's see... Heh...
02. Never-ending Kneading

Butter Roll Cookie
Now, now! Chin up, everybody!
It's not long until we create the most perfect Cookie!
Ah, how exciting!
I have to admit, at first, I was a little surprised when you kidnapped me!
Consider it a more... aggressive approach to recruiting.
Are you dissatisfied with your current position?

Pomegranate Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Quite the opposite! This place is great! Stocked to the brim with ingredients and state-of-the-art machinery! What's not to love?
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually GLAD I got kidnapped!

Butter Roll Cookie
This will be the greatest experiment of my career! Ha ha!
Director Butter Roll Cookie! We have a situation!

Researcher Cookie 1

Butter Roll Cookie
Hm? What's wrong?
I-I was going through the recipe again...
and noticed that salt was added to the dough!

Researcher Cookie 1
Cookies are supposed to be sweet, not salty!
I think it should have been "sugar" instead of the "salt"!
The dough is already kneaded and proofed...
What do we do?!
Announcement
*Beep-! Beep-! Beep-!*
Experiment failure. Experiment failure.
Empty beaker for next experiment.
Oh no! Another failed experiment! Did all past 97 experiments fail due to the excessive amount of salt?!

Researcher Cookie 1

Butter Roll Cookie
Ha ha! Take a deep breath!
You must be new here, right, buddy?

Butter Roll Cookie
I'll let you in on a little industry secret: salt is an essential ingredient in baking desserts! It stabilizes the fermentation process of yeast!
Oh, I see now...!
Sorry for all the fuss. I was just worried about the experiment...

Researcher Cookie 1

Butter Roll Cookie
It's no problemo! I'm loving your passion for research!
Keep up the good work!
Yes, sir!

Researcher Cookie 1

Butter Roll Cookie
Ah, Licorice Cookie!
Could you dispose of batch #97, please?
Ugh... Why did I sign up for cleaning duty again...?

Licorice Cookie
SPLAT! SQUISH! SPLAT!
EWWW!!! It's squishy and... moist! GROSS!

Licorice Cookie
Hey, you! Bring in the next batch!
And be careful with it!

Licorice Cookie
Drop it like the Life Powder from last time and you're FIRED, got it?!

Researcher Cookie 2
Y-Yes, Licorice Cookie!
Dough batch #98 coming right through... Oof!
Oh, here! Let me give you a hand with that!

Butter Roll Cookie

Researcher Cookie 2
*Huff huff* Thank you, sir...!
Don't hesitate to call for help!
That's what research is all about! Teamwork and collaboration!

Butter Roll Cookie
Think about it: even an erudite Cookie like Dark Enchantress Cookie can't do all this on her own. "WINK!" Hm?

Butter Roll Cookie

Researcher Cookie 2
Huh? Even a Cookie as wise and powerful as her?!
That's right.
She mistakenly left out an ingredient in one of her earlier experiments.

Butter Roll Cookie
But isn't it just incredible?
Against all odds, that Cookie has no problem walking and talking!

Butter Roll Cookie
See, that specimen could be the key to perfecting this dough recipe...
Oh, and you know who it is? None other than...

Pomegranate Cookie
Butter Roll Cookie! Enough chit-chat! Focus on the research!
Geez, alright, alright!

Butter Roll Cookie

Researcher Cookie 2
My apologies, Butter Roll Cookie... It's my fault...
No, no need for sorries! What I'm trying to say is...
You can leave the dough to the dough expert!

Butter Roll Cookie
I'll add more Life Powder to the dough and make sure it mixes properly... Hup!
SPLAT! SQUISH! SPLAT!
EWW! You're kneading the dough with your bare hands...! Urgh...

Licorice Cookie

Researcher Cookie 2
*Gasp* Please don't get sick in here, Licorice Cookie!
You can reanimate lifeless desserts, Licorice Cookie.
Don't tell me a little raw dough makes you queasy!

Butter Roll Cookie

Licorice Cookie
But, raw dough is disgusting!
It's all blubbery and squishy and... Eugh...!

Licorice Cookie
And what I do is entirely different, okay?!
I'm reusing and working with what I've got!

Licorice Cookie
Not kneading and shaping raw Cookie dough... Yuck!
Well... I suppose my research is a little niche.
But don't you worry, Cookies always react the same way, so I'm used to it!

Butter Roll Cookie
And boy, oh boy! I'm proud of what I do buddy!
My research is fueled by my passion for Cookies!

Butter Roll Cookie
It's what keeps me going! I won't stop until I find out what Cookies are made of! The possibilities are limitless—ingredients, ratios, different combinations...
Alright now!
Let's try out the batch with an increased amount of Life Powder!
Who would do the honor of filling the beaker with batch #98?!

Butter Roll Cookie

Licorice Cookie
Hrghhh...
Licorice Cookie, don't you dare contaminate this laboratory!
I'll have you whisked out of here faster than you can say "dough"!

Pomegranate Cookie
03. The Oddball Cookie

Matcha Cookie
He he... Just a lookie... Heh...

Pomegranate Cookie
If only we could extract the Life Powder from the failed batches...
What a waste of perfectly good ingredients.
It's a shame indeed, Pomegranate Cookie. We tried using Dark Moon magic, but it was no use... The failed dough was impossible to work with—cracking when divided, and turning gloopy when melted...

Researcher Cookie 3

Pomegranate Cookie
Hmm... I wonder why...
Well, the researchers are devising several theories...

Researcher Cookie 3

Pomegranate Cookie
... Matcha Cookie. I will not tolerate any eavesdropping.
Heh, don't mind me!
I'm not here... Pheh heh!

Matcha Cookie
All of you are so serious... He he! Research! Heh...
Oh, but I know... I know what's wrong... Heh!

Pomegranate Cookie
*Sigh*
Mhe heh... So obvious...
Life Powder? To the dough...! He he heh...
Doesn't make any sense! Mhe...

Matcha Cookie
Hah! Fake, Cookiemade dough...!
And they're shoving in Life Powder...! But it has to flow...!
Cycle! Mhe he... Of life...
But no... Oh no no...! You snatched it, YOU CLODS!
He he! HE HE HE!

Matcha Cookie

Pomegranate Cookie
Dividing or melting couldn't extract the Life Powder...
Hm... Have you tried baking it?
But I know... Yes, the answer... He he! YES YES!
Huh...? Are you listening...?! Heh...

Matcha Cookie

Researcher Cookie 3
No, we haven't tried baking it yet, Pomegranate Cookie.
Perhaps it's because the dough is neither dead nor living...
If we bake it like a regular Cookie and then break it down to crumbs...

Pomegranate Cookie

Matcha Cookie
Hello?!... I-I'm talking over here! He he he he...
Yes, the answer, I do know the answer... But I won't tell... He he...
I cannot understand what you're saying, Matcha Cookie.
Stop mumbling to yourself if you want us to pay attention.

Pomegranate Cookie
Please make yourself scarce by muttering in that corner over there, away from the important research.

Matcha Cookie
Hmph...

Licorice Cookie
Make sure everything is spick and span! I won't allow any grease spots to hinder Dark Enchantress Cookie's great plan!
Okayyy...

Poison Mushroom Cookie

Matcha Cookie
Pffft... Tiny Cookie... You can't reach the beaker...!
Yes, the beaker... He he...
Matcha Cookie, must you interfere with everything?!

Licorice Cookie

Matcha Cookie
What did I do?! Just helpful advice... He he.
SHROOMIE! Grow a little... Yes...
At least Poison Mushroom Cookie is making themselves useful by cleaning! And, might I add, they have a very special anti-spore cap on, nice and tight!

Licorice Cookie
You, on the other hand, wade through the sewers!
And I need to clean up the gross slime and moss you bring in!

Poison Mushroom Cookie
*Sniff sniff* Moss... smells like... shroomies...!
Can't you just sit still?
I'll have to clean and air out this place again!

Licorice Cookie

Matcha Cookie
Hmph...
Clean, clean, CLEAN! Day by day, day by day...
Matcha Cookie...
Play with me after...

Poison Mushroom Cookie

Matcha Cookie
No way... I'm busy, so busy!
Pheh heh heh...
Busy...? Unlike... me...?

Poison Mushroom Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Oh, hello there, Matcha Cookie!
Are you here to inspect the dough-making process?
Pheh...

Matcha Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Hey buddy, do you ever wonder what your missing ingredient is?
... No.

Matcha Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Oh, c'mon! My dough is just itching to know!
Your missing ingredient could be the key to discovering the ultimate Cookie dough ratio!
Mind... your own... doughy business...

Matcha Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Come on, don't you feel it deep within your heart?
Like... some vital ingredient is missing?!
You... Why you...!

Matcha Cookie

Researcher Cookie 1
Director Butter Roll Cookie! You must see this!
We made a new discovery!
Hm? A new discovery?

Butter Roll Cookie

Researcher Cookie 1
Take a look at this!
We poured the Life Powder concentrate into the dough and left it to proof...!
Dough Monster
Uhlllll... Ghlhhhlhhh...
...!

Matcha Cookie

Researcher Cookie 1
Raw dough is moving! It-It's ALIVE!!!
This is a discovery for the ages!
Oh my doughness!

Researcher Cookie 2

Researcher Cookie 3
I feel a new research paper is in the works...!
What do you say, sir?!

Researcher Cookie 1

Matcha Cookie
Ooh... What do we have there...
That's new, oh yes! Mhe he...
Ha ha!

Butter Roll Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Dispose of it.
04. Waste & Riddles

Researcher Cookie 1
... But sir...
What do you mean by "dispose of it"?
Dispose as in... throw it down the garbage chute?!
That's right.
We made something useless.

Butter Roll Cookie
Remember! Our baking mission is to create the Beast Cookies:to reanimate powerful and ancient beings.
But this, buddy? No, this is nowhere near our singular goal.
It's actually quite the opposite, really. An utter failure.
A waste of perfectly good dough!

Matcha Cookie
... Failure...
So, what's the point of wasting our resources on something that doesn't align with our mission?

Butter Roll Cookie

Matcha Cookie
...
... Very well, sir.
Commencing dough disposal sequence.

Researcher Cookie 1
Dough Monster
Ghl...?
SCREECH! THUD! WHIRRRR!

Butter Roll Cookie
Alright! Now that's done and dusted, back to work, fellow researchers!
Eyes on the prize, Cookies!!
Yes, Butter Roll Cookie!
Researcher Cookies

Matcha Cookie
... That garbage chute...
Is it connected... to the sewers...?
Why, of course not! It goes to the dumpsite beyond the wastelands!
We might be evil, but we still sort our trash!

Butter Roll Cookie

Matcha Cookie
... It's... nothing... I'm going... buh-byee!

Poison Mushroom Cookie
Matcha Cookie left...
But whyyy did she come...?
I bet she was spying on us to find her missing ingredient!

Butter Roll Cookie

Licorice Cookie
Hmph! Not every Cookie is obsessed with research like you!
Suspicious, indeed.

I'm not aware of any tasks given to her,


Pomegranate Cookie
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Butter Roll Cookie!
The concentration of Life Powder in the kneading chamber has decreased by one level!

Researcher Cookie 3

Butter Roll Cookie
A whole level? What could have caused this?
Pssh, isn't it obvious?
The nature of Life Powder is to return to the earth.

Licorice Cookie

Pomegranate Cookie
It was worse when we experimented outside of the laboratory.
We barely managed to contain it through magic and sorcery...

Pomegranate Cookie
I thought is was obvious to you, Butter Roll Cookie.
Yes, right... it's just that...

Butter Roll Cookie
... is that what's all to it?
05. Conspiracy in the Sewers

Matcha Cookie
Phew... That was close... Yes, so close...
Meh heh... Silly, silly Cookies... They didn't notice...
Yes, yes... Well done...! They have no idea what I managed to steal...
Let's see how much I collected... He he!

Matcha Cookie
Now, now, my precious doughy...
Here's your yummy Life Powder...
Heh heh heh... Just a little more...
You'll get all the Life Powder you want, doughy!

Matcha Cookie
Oh, tea tree... Make all the tea seeds I need...
I need it... Heh... to put in the Beast Cookies doughs...
I wonder why Dark Enchantress Cookie created me...
with your tea leaves...

Matcha Cookie
I wonder... what she saw in you... hmph...
Maybe I could be strong like you...
Even though I'm missing an ingredient...

Matcha Cookie
... Tch! DOESN'T MATTER...!

Matcha Cookie
Oh yes... I can control the tea seeds...!
I have full control over this power! He he he!

Matcha Cookie
He he he... go... RIGHT!

Matcha Cookie
HEH HEH! Now go left!!!

Matcha Cookie
Good good...
I'll bake the Cookies with tea seeds in their dough...
That way... I can control them... like little puppets... Heh...

Matcha Cookie
Hmph... I'll make them pay alright...
They'll be so sorry they ever ignored me...!
If I bake the most powerful Cookies... Yes, he he.

Matcha Cookie
... then those clueless Beast Cookies will be under my control...
I'll use the power go my tea seeds to make them... Heh!
... obey my every command! Heh he he!
Let's see... what Dark Enchantress Cookie, mhe heh,
and her cronies... have to say about it then!

Matcha Cookie
Ooh, yes... When the time comes...
I'll throw all of them down the garbage chute,
where they rightfully belong...!
And I'll say, "You're all USELESS...! Down the chute you go!"

Matcha Cookie
Oh, Dark Enchantress Cookie will cry...
Boo hoo... She'll regret... everything...
She'll say "Oh! I'm being disposed of!"

Matcha Cookie
"Who knew Matcha Cookie is more useful than I am!
I had no idea...!"
"Yes... I... had no idea..."
Clap clap clap clap clap!
Argh...! What in the tea leaves?!
... What's going on?!

Matcha Cookie
... Oh it's coming from upstairs...! Mhe he?
The lab...

Matcha Cookie

Matcha Cookie
GRRR... The noise! QUIET!
Matcha Cookieee... Look...!
Our experiment...! It's compleeete...!

Poison Mushroom Cookie

Matcha Cookie
Pheh heh... I don't care-

Matcha Cookie
WHAT...?! COMPLETE?!
06. Matcha Cookie Unleashed

Butter Roll Cookie
With the last 98th experiment, we were able to discover the golden ratio for Cookie dough! This wouldn't have been possible without the help from each and every one of you here!

Butter Roll Cookie
Now, after we proof this dough in the beaker, we'll be able to create Beast Cookies!
WOOHOO!
Researcher Cookies

Matcha Cookie
Oh... oh...
Matcha Cookie...! Are you okay...?

Poison Mushroom Cookie

Matcha Cookie
NOOO!

Matcha Cookie
IT-IT'S NOT FAIR...!!!
Matcha Cookie? What are you doing?
You're gonna damage all the lab equipment!

Butter Roll Cookie

Researcher Cookie 2
Butter Roll Cookie! Careful not to drop batch #99!

Matcha Cookie
You... you don't get to succeed!
You don't get to be happy...! NEVER!!!
See?! I knew she wasn't here just for the research!

Licorice Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Why are you doing this, Matcha Cookie?
Throwing a tantrum won't help you figure out your missing ingre-
QUIET! I... I didn't even ask! YOU! You know-it-all!

Matcha Cookie
I... I was going to use my tea seeds... to make you all pay!
I'll destroy it all!
And then... Dark Enchantress Cookie will be sooo angry at you!

Butter Roll Cookie
Well, she's beyond reason. I tried.
I'm gonna complete this Cookie no matter what it takes!

Butter Roll Cookie
Please, restrain Matcha Cookie.
DON'T... MOVE!
Researcher Cookies

Matcha Cookie
No... Let... me... go!
Matcha Cookie! Get a hold of yourself!

Researcher Cookie 3

Pomegranate Cookie
Quickly, Butter Roll Cookie! Put the dough in the beaker!
Thank you all! HUUUP!

Butter Roll Cookie

Matcha Cookie
*Huff... huff... huff...*
Phew... it's in!

Butter Roll Cookie
Good job, team!
Batch #99 has been safely transported to the beaker!
Now all we need to do is wait for the dough to rise!
Researcher Cookies
HURRAY! WE DID IT!!!
Whew...
My dough feels all achy from that!

Licorice Cookie

Matcha Cookie
... If you make Beast Cookies...
Then soon... You'll make... the perfect Cookie...!
Well, I suppose.
The lab is ready at all times, so with the recipe figured out...

Licorice Cookie

Matcha Cookie
NO!!! Shunned again... Ignored again...
I hate it...!
Not a chance to be... recognized!
Everything... down the chute! DOWN THE CHUTE!
... What? What are you on about?

Licorice Cookie

Matcha Cookie
Well, I've had it...! Mheh...
See if you can ignore me now! Pheh heh!

Licorice Cookie
... Uhhh... This is not good...

Matcha Cookie
TAKE THIS!!!
B-B-BOOM!!!
07. Lesson Learned
WHAM! .

Researcher Cookie 3
AAAHHHH!!! WATCH OUT!
Matcha Cookie, stop!!!

Poison Mushroom Cookie
BOOM!

Researcher Cookie 2
Oh no! There's a crack in the beaker...!
There's Life Powder seeping out!!!
Stop it! NOW!

Butter Roll Cookie

Licorice Cookie
NO! The Life Powder is pouring into the mixer!
Batch #100 is still in there!
WHAT?!
That dough needs to stay protected from the Life Powder!

Pomegranate Cookie
Butter Roll Cookie, stop that beaker from leaking!

Butter Roll Cookie
On it! The crack is small, so I can stop it, easy-peasy!!!
The b-beaker is not the issue here!
There's a tea seed flying towards the mixer!!!

Researcher Cookie 1

Researcher Cookie 3
WHAT?! That mixer is highly sensitive!!!
It'll blow to smithereens!
NOOOO!!! Anything but the mixer, Matcha Cookie!
At lease let us get batch #100 out before you-

Researcher Cookie 2
WHAM! BLAM! CRASH! BANG! BOOM!
Researcher Cookies
...
...

Matcha Cookie
Whoa...
... Did... I... do all that?

Researcher Cookie 1
Th-The dough... Our batch #100... is gone...
Our mixer is gone... Along with our ceiling, too...

Researcher Cookie 2

Researcher Cookie 3
Our research...!

Matcha Cookie
I...

Matcha Cookie
I did it! He he he!
That's right! I did it!!!

Matcha Cookie
Heh heh heh! Weren't expecting that, were you?!
Tell me off one more time...! TRY IT!

Matcha Cookie
Now you see how powerful I am!
Heh heh! This is... my true strength!!!

Licorice Cookie
... You... You're laughing?! Look at this mess!
And I'm the one who has to clean it up!

Butter Roll Cookie
*Cough* Whew... Look at all this dust...
Butter... Roll... Cookie!
The mixer and dough... went BOOM!

Poison Mushroom Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Ah, oh well. There's not much we can do.
Even if we had the dough left, the dust would've made it useless.
Is the beaker still usable?

Pomegranate Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
Oh! Dark Enchantress Cookie cast a spell on it.
I'm sure batch #99 is safe and sound!

Butter Roll Cookie
It's too bad we lost some of the Life Powder...
But we'll just repair the beaker and fill it up again.
I see... What a relief.

Pomegranate Cookie
Still... It's best if we keep this a secret for now.
For us... and Matcha Cookie.

Pomegranate Cookie

Matcha Cookie
Heh! Eh heh heh! Did you see?! Did you all see that?!
Don't you dare underestimate me ever! Think twice! Pheh heh!!!

Butter Roll Cookie
Alright, alright. We won't provoke her any further.
I want to focus on my research in peace.

Butter Roll Cookie
I gotta say... I didn't know Matcha Cookie had it in her.
I'm... somewhat impressed.
I suppose she's got some potential in her... however wasted.

Pomegranate Cookie

Butter Roll Cookie
I guess that's back to zero days without an accident in this lab!
I'll scour the lab for anything we can still use!

Butter Roll Cookie
Starting with the equipment that got flung outside... far away from Matcha Cookie! Ha ha!
Ugh! Clean-up is gonna take forever!
You all! Start cleaning up this mess now!

Licorice Cookie
Researcher Cookies
Yes, Licorice Cookie...

Butter Roll Cookie
Ha ha! Oh, C'mon! You know what they say! A clean lab is a happy lab!
Chin up, everyone!

Matcha Cookie
He he he! Eh heh he! Now you see...!
These are the true powers of Matcha Cookie!!! Heh he he!
08. Strange Comet

Carameleon Cookie
Why are we leaving the Faerie Kingdom so soon?
There are still so many sights to see!
You could've stayed behind, you know...

Strawberry Cookie

Carameleon Cookie
Oh, I thought about it!
You see, I'm fine venturing off on my own...
But you lot? You'd get lost the moment I leave!
So what you're saying is... You want to tag along... again...

Wizard Cookie
BOOM!

Strawberry Cookie
Oh! What was that?
Look! An explosion!

GingerBrave

Wizard Cookie
A volcanic eruption, perhaps?
But I don't see any mountains near us...
A volcano? No way!
There's nothing but a huge flatland ahead!

Carameleon Cookie

Strawberry Cookie
Whatever it is, it's pretty...
They're like shooting stars pouring down on us!

GingerBrave

Wizard Cookie
Uh wait, isn't that ball of fire flying right at us?
Oh no...!
Everyone, get down!!!

GingerBrave
BOOM!!!

Strawberry Cookie
Whoah! The ground just shook...
Is everyone okay?
Where did that ball of fire land?!

Wizard Cookie

GingerBrave
It fell right behind that bush!
C'mon, let's take a look!

Wizard Cookie
Wait... What on...
It kinda looks like... a Cook-

Strawberry Cookie
MyCookie
Wah...
Wah?

GingerBrave
MyCookie
WAAAAHHHHH!!!
... HUUUHHHH?!
All