This article is about the Event and Stories named Parfaedia Institute. For the school in which they take place, see Parfaedia Institute.
Parfaedia Institute is an Event and set of Special Records Stories that was active from March 5th to April 8th, 2021. It is a segmented, mission-based event that gives rewards for completing given tasks, with 15 increasingly difficult missions available in each of the 3 courses. Certain tasks in each course unlock episodic Story cutscenes depicting classes between each Professor and the protagonist of the Event, the faceless Wizarding Student.
There are 3 available courses: Prof. Latte Cookie's Entry-Level Magic Circles, Prof. Espresso Cookie's Theorems of Coffee Magic, and Det. Almond Cookie's Preventing Magical Accidents and Mishaps, each taught by the Cookies listed in their titles.
General Course: Prof. Latte Cookie's Entry-Level Magic Circles
Tasks | ||
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Label | Description | Reward |
Enroll | N/A | Episode 1 |
Task 1 | Make Jellybean Jam x10 | |
Task 2 | Clear Stage 2-3 | & Episode 2 |
Task 3 | Craft Tempered Pickaxe x15 | |
Task 4 | Clear Stage 2-14 | & Episode 3 |
Task 5 | Claim 5 daily rewards from the Tree of Wishes | & Episode 4 |
Task 6 | Clear Stage 3-1 | |
Task 7 | Generate for 180 min and claim rewards from the Fountain of Abundance | & Episode 5 |
Task 8 | Place a Jampie Table | |
Task 9 | Make Sweet Jelly Jam x12 | & Episode 6 |
Task 10 | Send 3 Balloon Expeditions to Dragon Hill | |
Task 11 | Send 3 Balloon Expeditions to Pilgrim's Path | & Episode 7 |
Task 12 | Clear Stage 3-3 | & Episode 8 |
Task 13 | Generate for 240 min and claim rewards from the Fountain of Abundance | & Episode 9 |
Task 14 | Upgrade 8 Cookies to Lv.30 | |
Task 15 | Make Jellybean Latte x8 | & Episode 10 |
Episode 1 | ||
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Latte Cookie |
My goodness! My class is quite popular this semester! Come in! | |
Latte Cookie |
Were you recommended by Cream Puff Cookie too? | |
Um... Yeah... I heard she was made a wizard lately. It made me want to study more... | ||
Latte Cookie |
And you chose my class out of the thousands we have here, at the Institute? My oh my! What an honor! I'll do my best! | |
Latte Cookie |
Well now... Why don't you show me what you already know? It will allow me to adjust our curriculum to your needs! |
Episode 2 | ||
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(Huh? There's nobody in the classroom?) | ||
Latte Cookie |
Phew! Made it on time! Oh, hello there! | |
Sorry, looks like I lost track of time planning your next assignment! By the way, how was your first task? Any questions? | ||
It was... pretty easy! | ||
Latte Cookie |
Really! Well, looks like your basics are pretty solid! Good! | |
As you may know, magic spells also require some warming up! For example, my magic glyphs come out much prettier after a bit of stretching! | ||
But first, would you sit down for a moment? I had a couple of questions for you! Um, why did you decide to study magic? | ||
Erm... The reason is... | ||
Latte Cookie |
There're so many users of magic in our world. And it's only natural that each one of them uses magic for a reason. | |
Latte Cookie |
So why do you seek to become a wizard? | |
Um... Hmm... | ||
Latte Cookie |
Well, you don't have to answer here and now. I was simply curious. But it's good to have a goal! | |
Latte Cookie |
You seem to have learned the basics by heart. Why don't we increase the difficulty this time...? | |
Latte Cookie |
I'd like to test your strengths and weaknesses. This task will be a bit trickier than the last one! | |
I wonder how long it will take you this time! Good luck! |
Episode 3 | ||
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Latte Cookie |
Welcome, my student! | |
Good news: I've decided on the curriculum we'll be following! Do you remember our last lesson? | ||
Yes, we talked about reasons and goals. | ||
Latte Cookie |
That's right! And from now on, we will not only study magic glyphs but also try to do this and that! | |
Why? To find out what you really want to do. To find a goal! | ||
Latte Cookie |
Therefore, your next task will be... | |
Asking other Cookies' opinions! | ||
Other Cookies' opinions...? | ||
Latte Cookie |
Relax! It's gonna be fun! | |
In the Kingdom, there's a tree called the "Tree of Wishes"! Go to that tree and see what the Cookies dream about! | ||
Now go! I'll prepare a cup of delicious latte for you when you return. Sound good? |
Episode 4 | ||
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Latte Cookie |
Already done, huh? Welcome back! I just started steaming the milk! | |
Latte Cookie |
Have a seat over there. How did you enjoy your task? Learn anything new? | |
Um... Every Cookie seems to wish for different things... | ||
I don't know what I'm wishing for yet... But I'd like to learn more about everyone's wishes, that's for sure! | ||
Latte Cookie |
Ho ho, looks like we're setting on track! In order to make others' wishes come true, one would have to handle magic pretty well, don't you think? | |
Ta-da! Do you know what this is? Magic ingredients for you to begin working on your first magic glyph! | ||
Latte Cookie |
You're to select the ones you like and draw a magic glyph! I'll explain the details... | |
These are the basic glyphs that serve as the foundation for more advanced ones! Just draw a nice pretty circle—this is all you have to do for now! | ||
Latte Cookie |
I've collected the finest magic circles to inspire you! The masterpieces of our magic school. That one has been conjured by Espresso Cookie himself. Looks rather intricate, doesn't it? | |
Whoah! All of them look fantastic! Which one is the Latte Glyph, professor? | ||
Latte Cookie |
Ha ha, you're rather attentive, aren't you? Indeed, why is it missing...? | |
I get it! Is that gonna be my final assignment?! | ||
Latte Cookie |
What? Ha ha ha! Not really... | |
You see, there is no such thing as "the Latte Glyph". Latte Magic doesn't have a glyph set in stone, so to speak... | ||
Latte Glyphs come in many shapes and patterns! | ||
Latte Cookie |
That's why we use the more basic and stable Milk Glyphs to support the more delicate and airy Latte Glyphs! | |
Ho ho, in a word, the absence of the formula becomes the formula! | ||
Errrr... Not sure I understand... But it does sound cool! I'll do my best! | ||
Latte Cookie |
I'm sure you will! Why don't you go for a walk? In the Brown Sugar Valley, for example, to clear your head a bit! | |
(That doesn't sound good...) |
Episode 5 | ||
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(I knew it...! That place was so dangerous...!) | ||
Latte Cookie |
Welco- HUH? | |
Latte Cookie |
What happened to you?! | |
I... got a couple of scratches on a walk... | ||
Latte Cookie |
My goodness! I'm so sorry to have put you through so much trouble! I didn't mean it to become an extra-difficult assignment! | |
Latte Cookie |
That won't do! Um, why don't we have some tasty Jellies and rest a bit? | |
No, it's fine... | ||
Latte Cookie |
Oh my! Is it because I'm a professor?!" | |
Come on! How can I not praise my brilliant student for dealing so bravely with such an exceptionally tough task? | ||
... Are you just trying to avoid work?! | ||
Latte Cookie |
Ho ho ho, nonsense, my darling! I love my job! And you know what makes it even better? A nice cup of tea and a talk about the mysteries of magic glyphs with my best student! |
Episode 6 | |
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(Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be...) | |
(Hm, but where's Professor Latte Cookie? Late again? Ugh!) | |
(Mkay, let's wait...) | |
(I wonder why she decided to become a wizard. Gotta ask when she arrives...) | |
(Hmmm... I've been waiting forever. Did something happen? Should I go find her...?) |
Episode 7 | ||
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Latte Cookie |
Let the Bear Jellies go NOW! | |
They set up shop on MY street! If they wanna trade here, they must pay THE TAX! | ??? | |
Latte Cookie |
It's only polite to let traders know about such things before they start working! And since when did the Pilgrim Village have such a tax? | |
Psh! Who cares! The problem is that they're doing business on MY street! | ??? | |
Huh? Are you... a Ginkgoblin? | ||
Who you callin' a Ginkgoblin...! | Ginkgoblin Mobster | |
Latte Cookie |
A Ginkgoblin?! And not even a real merchant? Now I'm angry! | |
What?! Are Ginkgoblins not allowed to TRADE now?! | Ginkgoblin Mobster | |
Looks like that's the way the Cookie CRUMBLES! Ha ha! Gimme all your stuff, right now! |
Episode 8 | ||
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Latte Cookie |
Phew! They will know better than to annoy you next time! | |
Thaaank you, kind Cooookies! We were prepaaaring for the wooorst... | ||
Latte Cookie |
More wizards will be waiting right outside the village! You can follow them! But if those Ginkgoblins cause you any trouble again, just call me! | |
Phew! Thanks to you, it went better than I thought! Thank you very much! | ||
It was pretty easy. But... Does this mean that today's class is canceled? | ||
Latte Cookie |
Huh? You didn't know? Another professor was supposed to tell you about that...! | |
I was asked to sort out the Bear Jellies' problem today. Apparently, I happened to be the only Cookie who didn't have MORE important things to do. | ||
But I do! After all, I have my own job to do, right? I'm sorry, my dear! You had to come all this way here... | ||
It's fine. It was actually quite fun... | ||
Latte Cookie |
Oh, you don't have to pretend! | |
Latte Cookie |
On the other hand... You've proven your best qualities once again! | |
Without question, you joined me to help those poor Bear Jellies! Such willingness to help is not too common these days. | ||
Latte Cookie |
I'm sure this experience has been quite beneficial for you! That's why... no homework today! Rest well and I'll see you in our next class! |
Episode 9 | ||
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Latte Cookie |
Ah, just look at you! Your glyphs are becoming more and more complex! I was about to help, but it seems you're doing quite well on your own. | |
You know, the end of the semester is just around the corner... So, what do you think? Did you manage to find a goal? | ||
Oops... I sort of... forgot. So much was going on... | ||
Latte Cookie |
Whaaat? But that was the foundation of this course! | |
Latte Cookie |
Welp, what can we do... To a certain degree, I was responsible for keeping you busy. I'll let it slide just this once! | |
...Professor, I've been meaning to ask you the same thing. What was your goal back in the day? | ||
Latte Cookie |
Huh? Me? It's a bit complicated... First, it was this, then that... | |
Latte Cookie |
However! I still look forward to new experiences every day! A very Cookie desire, if you will. | |
A bright new tomorrow... | ||
Latte Cookie |
Ha ha, was that a sufficient answer to your question? Alright! Let's get to work to ensure your bright new tomorrow! |
Advanced Course: Prof. Espresso Cookie's Theorems of Coffee Magic
Tasks | ||
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Label | Description | Reward |
Enroll | N/A | Episode 1 |
Task 1 | Craft Robust Axe x15 | |
Task 2 | Craft Tempered Pickaxe x15 | |
Task 3 | Baking Hearty Rye x15 | |
Task 4 | Claim 3 daily rewards from the Tree of Wishes | |
Task 5 | ? | ? |
Task 6 | Place Strawberrose Flowerbed x10 | & Episode 2 |
Task 7 | Complete 6 Today's Bounties | & Episode 3 |
Task 8 | Place Magic Tome x1 | |
Task 9 | Craft Enchanted Stake x10 | & Episode 4 |
Task 10 | Send 45 daily gifts to friends | & Episode 5 |
Task 11 | Generate for 300 min and claim rewards from the Fountain of Abundance | |
Task 12 | Receive rewards from the Bear Jelly Train 5 times | & Episode 6 |
Task 13 | Make Biscuit Planter x10 | |
Task 14 | Cook Candy Pasta x10 | & Episode 7 |
Task 15 | Fulfill 50 wishes from the Tree | & Episode 8 |
Episode 1 | ||
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Espresso Cookie |
Well, well. I've been waiting. Why have I been waiting, you ask? | |
I am much too busy to be teaching a class. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
I even drafted up lesson plans that are quite nonsensically difficult, in order to ward off any prospective students and spare up some time for more research... | |
Espresso Cookie |
Then I heard that a student had registered for my class. I had to see this student for myself... The student who threw a wrench into my research plans. | |
W-w-wait! That's a bit harsh, isn't it? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Class has begun. Today's lesson: self-studying. | |
Huh? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Due to your enrollment, I have no choice but to teach this class. But I have no intention of teaching a novice wizard with no grasp of the basics. | |
But you're THE master of Coffee Magic! Espresso Cookie, please! I want to learn! I won't fail you. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
*Sigh* If you wish to learn Coffee Magic that much, then prove it. Show me by example, not words alone. | |
Espresso Cookie |
If your skills as a student do not hinder my research schedule, I may actually consider teaching you. |
Episode 2 | ||
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(I'm doing as I'm told but... what does this have to do with skill?) | ||
Espresso Cookie |
I must admit, your persistence is genuinely unexpected. | |
Espresso Cookie |
Very well then. Your effort is commendable. I will give you a chance to learn. | |
Observe, the basic reagents for Coffee Magic. I doubt a novice will understand the subtleties but follow my instructions, and you may be able to concoct at least the coffee aroma. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
But my curiosity has been piqued. What is it about Coffee Magic that has invoked such persistence? | |
I think it's flashy and all, but if it's mastered, it creates great results with little effort. It's a type of magic with lots of potential and advantages. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Quite observant. At least I do not have to concern myself over any flaws in your skills of observation. | |
But heed my advice... That is not everything there is to Coffee Magic. Not all about it merely happens in front of your eyes. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Enough chatter. Our experiment begins with precise reagent preparation. Let us begin. |
Episode 3 | ||
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(Let's see here... Gently place the ingredients in a clean beaker and simmer. Make sure to stir and keep them from clumping up...) | ||
Espresso Cookie |
How absurd. I am late... | |
Did you not get any sleep at all again? You... er... look rather tired. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Your concern is well noted, but unnecessary. Fatigue is just part of my routine, only differing slightly in degree day to day. | |
Espresso Cookie |
Oh, and do note that you must stir full rotations twice per second. And remove about 0.56 grams of the catalyst next time. | |
Wow, you saw all that already? It seems very meticulous but... I'll give it a shot! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Such precision is required for perfect results. And observing the methods of others is an advantageous skill for your own research. | |
Espresso Cookie |
The situation just now is a prime example. Were it not for me, the reagents you are using right now would have gone to waste. | |
Espresso Cookie |
Which reminds me. Are you maintaining your tools with the proper care? They too play a critical role in producing perfect results. |
Episode 4 | ||
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Espresso Cookie |
Ah, you're here. As always, let us skip the formalities and greetings. Please take a seat. | |
Hello! Sorry I'm late! Have you noticed that the flowers are in full bloom? | Latte Cookie | |
Espresso Cookie |
... I believe you have the wrong classroom. | |
Oh my! Hello there, Espresso Cookie! We've spent so much time as research partners and that's the way you greet an old friend? Silly! | Latte Cookie | |
But what are you doing at the Institute? *GASP* Are you teaching a class? Fascinating! You hate co-research projects, yet you're teaching a class! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
*Sigh* I see that nothing has changed with your... giddiness. Think what you will. | |
Espresso Cookie |
Do you truly have time to spare? Are you not tardy to your own class? | |
Oops! I completely forgot. My students are probably waiting for me. Well, ta-ta! Let's go for a latte next time! | Latte Cookie | |
Espresso Cookie |
How you were unable to change one bit is beyond me. Due to my schedule, you will have to book a meeting with me far, far in advance. | |
*Sigh...* Of all the Cookies to barge in here, it had to be her... … Watch it! The temperature has risen much too high! | ||
Oh, OH! Oops... this is, erm... a bad sign, right? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Terrible! The coffee reagents we are dealing with are quite sensitive. Just a single degree hotter can ruin the outcome! | |
Oh, oh, oh! Wait, look! The temperature is stabilizing, phew! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
How fortuitous... I should have just requested she leave immediately... Well, no matter. What's done is done. | |
Latte Cookie has long possessed an uncanny ability to distract others from their tasks. Facing her once more seems to have caught me off guard. | ||
There's bound to be some margin for error in all of these measurements... but I think we'll be alright! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Yes, the margin for error in these measurements is acceptable. But do remain focused and prevent such a mishap from occurring. |
Episode 5 | ||
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Espresso Cookie |
... | |
Erm... Is something on your mind? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
The reagents I've ordered for my next experiment were estimated to arrive an hour ago. And I've a conference soon... I cannot remain here any longer. | |
Espresso Cookie |
The reagents that arriving today are replacements for those we've lost in the previous mishap. I wished to check their potency with my owns eyes but... Oh well. | |
I could, you know, receive them instead? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
You? And how am I to entrust such a... | |
Espresso Cookie |
Yes... Come to think of it, you may suffice. You've seen my methods and my schedule... I trust you understand what needs to be done? | |
I thought I was just receiving a package or something? Why does it feel like you're giving me homework... | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Homework? How childish. I am asking you for a favor. | |
Ok, ok, I get the point. Hurry and go, or you're going to be late! | ||
(Wait... how long do I have to wait though?) | ||
Werewolf Cookie |
Wha...? | |
GAH! Oh... Hello, Werewolf, Cookie! What brings you here? | ||
Werewolf Cookie |
I brought... a package. | |
Oh! You're... working deliveries now? | ||
Werewolf Cookie |
No... I was hiding in an alley, minding my own business... But Carrot Cookie found me and... | |
What do you mean by "caught"? Couldn't you just... you know... outrun her? | ||
Werewolf Cookie |
But... someone might have gotten hurt. | |
Oh...! Well, thank you for bringing this here! You can just leave it wherever. | ||
Werewolf Cookie |
... | |
(Wow, he seems to be in a rush... Wait, is that... pepper?) *ACHOO!* | ||
(Now, let's see here. Looks like everything's here, right?) |
Episode 6 | ||
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Espresso Cookie |
You. I must admit, I am quite impressed. | |
GAH?! I'm sorry? I mean... excuse me? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
You sorted the reagents in proper order. Thanks to your effort, the time I needed to invest in inspecting them was significantly reduced. | |
Espresso Cookie |
Not bad, not bad at all. In light of this recent development, I have decided to neglect your previous error in judgement. | |
Phew! That's the best news I've heard all day. Erm... Since it seems you're in a good mood and all, could you please check my experiment's progress once more? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
That is an entirely different matter, but... Yes, I may spare a moment or two. Now, let us see how- | |
Wait, huh? What's that? Espresso Cookie! T-t-the extractor units on your experiment...! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
... Yes, I see it too. They've burst. From a certain point of view, it is fortunate that only one out of the three has been ruined. | |
Espresso Cookie |
How odd. The duration of time, the measurements, the temperature. All were precise. Even environmental factors were taken into consideration. Have I missed an outlying variable? | |
Environmental... factors...? OH! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
It seems you have stumbled upon a eureka moment. | |
A Cookie from yesterday. He delivered the reagents here. He was... rather hairy? No, furry. Erm, fluffy? What if one of his hairs managed to get mixed into... | ||
Espresso Cookie |
*Tsk* Such a Cookie was sent with the reagents? I was quite particular with my request for a meticulous delivery. No, this simply will not do. | |
So... Will the results of this experiment still be valid? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Don't be absurd, of course not. But it is not as dire as it seems. I may not be able to achieve the desired results, but a variable of great import has been discovered. | |
Espresso Cookie |
I believe I can no longer afford to monitor this experiment. Once more, the Master of Coffee Magic has tasted nothing but bittersweet results. | |
(Wow, he's really bummed out because of this... Wonder if there's a way to cheer him up?) |
Episode 7 | ||
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I don't know what you like, so I made everything I could! So, what do you think? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Inefficiency at its finest. What if I were to say that I dislike the whole lot? | |
Espresso Cookie |
Ah, but... It was just time to take my scheduled break. Very well, I shall indulge you. | |
Huh? A break? You've never taken breaks before! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
I too am but a Cookie, remember? Waiting for the results of an experiment can also be considered a break, can it not? | |
Isn't it better to like... take real breaks on a regular basis? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
... If that were the case, the birth of Coffee Magic would have required years of development. | |
Espresso Cookie |
I continue my research because I wish to do so. In my days as a student, I did not have the luxury of such an option. | |
Espresso Cookie |
And look at me now... Fruitlessly droning on about my past as precious time flows by. How is your research coming along? | |
You didn't even talk that much... Well, I think it's going fine? After all, you're the one who's giving me advice. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Ha. If your experiment yields the desired results, then it is thanks to your efforts, not mine. | |
Espresso Cookie |
It is rare for effort to be rewarded. This is why they are such grand achievements. You must learn to savor that moment, with utmost attention. |
Episode 8 | ||
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Wow! You're actually late?! ... Erm, you alright? You seem... very tired. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
It seems I have developed a tolerance to caffeine. More so than usual, at least... An extra shot of espresso should aid me. | |
Espresso Cookie |
Let us briefly monitor the progress of this experiment and organize the laboratory. | |
Erm... Espresso Cookie? I've been thinking... | ||
I know it's not my place to suggest something like this but... It's about your experiment from before. I think proceeding with it would be alright? | ||
I mean... sure, one of the extractors burst. But, theoretically, wouldn't that increase the potency of a Coffee Spell? | ||
Espresso Cookie |
An experiment of mine? Ruined? The measurements were within the margin of error and its results were not entirely skewed. | |
Espresso Cookie |
But you've an interesting theory. I shall consider pursuing it. For now, how is your experiment coming along? | |
Espresso Cookie |
If you have followed the procedure to the letter, your coffee beans will proceed to float in the air. Let us take a look. | |
Oh! They're floating! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
... | |
Oh... Not for long, though... | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Yet they did float. This is a success. After all, the primary purpose of this experiment is to enchant the coffee beans by infusing them with magic. | |
And upon closer inspection... No noticeable errors, and you've managed to succeed with time left to spare in the semester. Not bad, for a novice. | ||
Espresso Cookie |
To sum up, I can say with some confidence that your skills are adequate for you to join me as my assistant. But you've still much to learn. Never stop learning. | |
I've never taken a class this complex but... WOW! Thank you! | ||
Espresso Cookie |
Hmm... My initial plan was to wrap things up quickly. But I am not one to disregard true and sincere effort. And once more, I am speaking much too long. | |
Espresso Cookie |
I declare this class is over and you've passed. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must move on to my next appointment. Well done. |
Special Seminar: Det. Almond Cookie's Preventing Magical Accidents & Mishaps
Tasks | ||
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Label | Description | Reward |
Enroll | N/A | Episode 1 |
Task 1 | Make Candy Flower x10 | |
Task 2 | Make Acorn Lamp x20 | & Episode 2 |
Task 3 | Win 3 times in the Kingdom Arena with a Magic Cookie | |
Task 4 | Win 3 more times in the Kingdom Arena with a Magic Cookie | & Episode 3 |
Task 5 | Complete any World Exploration Stage 15 times | |
Task 6 | Place Autumnal Acorn Lamp x10 | & Episode 4 |
Task 7 | Complete any Dark Mode Stage 20 times | |
Task 8 | Place Chocostone Road x10 | & Episode 5 |
Task 9 | Complete 9 Today's Bounties | & Episode 6 |
Task 10 | Win 10 times in the Kingdom Arena with 2 Magic Cookies | & Episode 7 |
Task 11 | Make Biscuit Planter x15 | |
Task 12 | Make Acorn Lamp x20 | & Episode 8 |
Task 13 | Place 10x Decors from the Parfaedia Fantasy Theme | |
Task 14 | ? | ? |
Task 15 | Send 5 Balloon Expeditions with 2+ Magic Cookies | & Episode 9 |
Episode 1 | ||
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(Hm... "Preventing Magical Accidents." Sounds fun!) | ||
(Huh? Where is everybody?) | ||
Almond Cookie |
Phew, right on time! My bad, kid. There has been a teeny-tiny accident on my way here. How ironic. | |
His face seems familiar... Have we met somewhere? | ||
Almond Cookie |
...Er, right. Manners maketh Cookie, or what do they say? Detective Almond Cookie. Magical Emergency Handling. I was assigned as your professor for this course. | |
Magical Emergency Handling? | ||
Almond Cookie |
In a place like this, with all these curious, knowledge-hungry wizards, magical accidents and mishaps happen with a troubling frequency, kid. | |
Almond Cookie |
That's precisely the reason why my beloved department was established. | |
Alright, get a pen and paper out and jot this down, word by word. Preventing Magical Accidents... Accidents is a course... course where we learn about the measures... measures of prevention... and... | ||
Are you following me, kid? Everything I say is gonna be in the final exam. | ||
So... I can't miss a class? | ||
Almond Cookie |
Measures of prevention and the categorization...zation of magical mishaps. This course is very important so make sure not to fall asleep and listen carefully. | |
Almond Cookie |
Any questions so far? No? Then let us carry on. | |
FYI, I'm gonna check attendance twice: right at the start of class and just before the end. So don't even think of making off! |
Episode 2 | ||
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Almond Cookie |
After the founding of this Magic City, wizards from all corners of the continent started to gather here. | |
The reason is simple. The famous City of Wizards is on the other side of the world. When you think of the traveling expenses... whoosh, kid! That's why. | ||
... A-and looks like I have a call-out. Excuse me, kid. | ||
Almond Cookie |
... All agents, report in. Copy! No need to rendezvous. Reposition to Cream District 5, on the double! | |
(Wow, he seems really busy...) | ||
Almond Cookie |
... Right, let's go on. At first, the Magic City seemed like Parfaedia's very own magic paradise. But soon, the problems emerged. | |
See, most of the wizards are inherently curious... TOO curious! And you know what such curiosity leads to? Trouble. | ||
(So... boring. So... sleepy...) | ||
Almond Cookie |
Earthbread to Sleepyhead. | |
GAH! | ||
Almond Cookie |
I've seen that face before... Yeah... Ya got that look of a suspect who's been stuck in interrogation for hours without coffee. | |
I'm beginning to think you have no idea how dangerous magic can be. No use in learning theory if you don't understand the magnitude of the problems before you. | ||
I'm gonna assign you some field work. Pack your bags, kid. Let's find us some wizards. |
Episode 3 | ||
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Almond Cookie |
Last time, we covered the history of our city and its wizards. How's your assignment? Awaiting your report, agent. | |
Wizards can be a formidable enemy. All the sparks and effects... | ||
Almond Cookie |
A good answer. Not the right one, but decent enough. Speaking from experience, the more powerful the wizard, the more panache they try to show. | |
And that brings us to our next topic! Since ancient times, there were four main schools of magic. These days, however, every wizard is trying to invent something new. | ||
Here, in Parfaedia, we call these new practices "Dessert Magic". | ||
The problem with Dessert Magic is that the more diverse it becomes, the more diverse the accidents become! | ||
...Zzz... | ||
Almond Cookie |
Hmm. | |
!!! Oops... | ||
Almond Cookie |
Dozing off again? I get it, kid. I'm not that fun in conversations. | |
No, it's just... erm... | ||
Almond Cookie |
However, in the field, a momentary weakness like that means harm. Since you're to become a wizard, your main goal is to prevent such weaknesses from happening. | |
Almond Cookie |
So, have you woken up? Your second breakfast is served! And the main dish is "City Security Field Practice". | |
Wait, wha...? HUH? Just like that?! | ||
Almond Cookie |
We have another accident, kid. And yes, they happen "just like that". Let's move out. |
Episode 4 | ||
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Capricious Wizard |
There you are! Quick, take a seat! | |
Oh?! Where's Detective Almond Cookie? | ||
Capricious Wizard |
What? On the scene, of course. There has been a rather serious accident! | |
Tsk tsk tsk... To waste precious municipal resources on such a sorry course. Lamentable! | ||
He might have been a tad dull, but still a decent lecturer... Will someone come to substitute? | ||
Capricious Wizard |
Other Cookies are busy too! And I mean "very" busy! | |
At least someone wasn't busy to come and teach me... | ||
Capricious Wizard |
Arrogant little creature! It must have been torture for the detective to squeeze in this course into his tight schedule only to find such a rude, disrespectful, and impudent student like yourself! | |
Capricious Wizard |
Yes, yes, I shall teach you a lesson. Let's see... Aha! Looks like you've had some field practice recently? | |
(That doesn't sound good...) | ||
Capricious Wizard |
You didn't assume that a couple of new streetlights would solve the problems of our city, did you? The roads! Have you improved the road infrastructure? You haven't! No wonder... | |
I'm sorry, but I just can't accept your last assignment as done! Almond Cookie would have found your performance simply unsatisfactory. Redo it. |
Episode 5 | ||
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Almond Cookie |
Rested well last time, kid? Sorry, got a call on rather short notice. | |
I couldn't... The substitute teacher gave me a ginormous assignment! | ||
Almond Cookie |
Huh. You were supposed to cover some theory. My mistake to entrust such a task to a wizard. | |
Almond Cookie |
Good job, kid. Chin up: you'll get some bonus points next time. | |
Hooray! So will you tell me what happened with your last call? | ||
Almond Cookie |
Nope. You'll get a new assignment. This assignment will be the essence of this class. | |
But your field stories can be pretty educational too... | ||
Almond Cookie |
No, no, no. We're pretty short on time, yet have much to cover, kid. No deviations or changing the curriculum! | |
Um... sure... Professor. | ||
Almond Cookie |
Phew, let's just get over with it. | |
Almond Cookie |
Here. These are new bounty posters that were issued today. We've apprehended these... criminals multiple times, yet somehow they always manage to slip away. | |
Almond Cookie |
Fortunately, they aren't very strong opponents. Defeat them once, and they won't show up for a day. | |
Take them down. That's your homework, kid. | ||
Almond Cookie |
... And I have another call-out. Hooray... Good luck, agent! |
Episode 6 | ||
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(Yeah... Doesn't seem like a particularly easy task. Maybe it'll get me some extra credit and Almond Cookie will take me on a mission one day!) | ||
FREEZE! | ||
(Huh... Was that... Almond Cookie?) | ||
??? |
You won't escape this time, pal! | |
Gah! Look out...! Professor Almond Cookie! What's going on? | ||
Almond Cookie |
Agent Kid, huh...? We got a bit of a runaway situation here! Everything is more or less under control, but I'd advise you to take cover anyway. | |
Can I help...? | ||
Almond Cookie |
You're just a student, kid... Just let me do my job, and you'll be A-OK! | |
Detective! We're taking damage! All three of our agents have been incapacitated with sticky cream! | ||
Almond Cookie |
What? Get the Icing Squad to help them out and give me a status report, pronto! | |
Roger that! Icing Squad, disengage and assist the wounded! Status report: the fugitives have been located in Cherry District 6...! | ||
Tracking the fugitives' movements... Sir! It looks like they're trying to hide in an abandoned area! | ||
We'll need someone, anyone, to help secure the line at this alley! We need to cut off any escape routes! | ||
Almond Cookie |
You're not suggesting we mobilize civilian volunteers into the area? What if it's a trap? | |
No, sir. It looks like the fugitives are panicking and they don't have a plan. I doubt it's a trap! Awaiting your orders, sir! | ||
Almond Cookie |
Just another day at work... | |
Kid! Get over here! Did you hear all that? Here's the full situation. | ||
We're dealing with a group of wizards dissatisfied with M.E.H's... traditional methods. There're two Cookies in question but it's likely they've made contact with their accomplices. | ||
I don't think that you're in any danger, kid, but be careful anyway. I'll go to Cherry 5, while you head for Cream 3 and block the road. | ||
Almond Cookie |
Remember: do not let a momentary weakness compromise the operation! And absolutely no playing hero! Is that clear? Good luck, agent Kid! |
Episode 7 | ||
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They came out of nowhere! Phew! | ||
Almond Cookie |
ARE YOU ALRIGHT, KID?! | |
You scared me, professor! | ||
Almond Cookie |
... You seem to be OK. Thanks to your help, we managed to capture not only the runaways but their accomplices as well. | |
Almond Cookie |
Excuse me for a moment. … Almond Cookie. Yes. No casualties. Operation concluded. | |
Yes. Yes... Roger that! All agents, return to HQ. I'll be expecting the reports by the morning. | ||
Phew, never a dull moment... | ||
Almond Cookie |
Do you understand the importance of our class now? | |
Yeah, but... How can I alone make the world change? | ||
Almond Cookie |
Patience, kid. Leave the changing of the world to the grown-ups. Your mission right now is to make sure you don't get into trouble. | |
Almond Cookie |
And to do so, let's get right to today's topic. | |
"Magic Incident Categories." Jot this down! I know you've been through a lot today, but try to stay focused. |
Episode 9 | ||
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Almond Cookie |
You're here! Got your results, kid. | |
Almond Cookie |
City security: passed. Road infrastructure: passed. Bounties: passed. Field practice: passed. Now the real question is... How have you contributed to ensuring the safety of our citizens? | |
(I, for the life of me, can't read Almond Cookie's expression. Did I pass the course or not?) | ||
Almond Cookie |
Course passed, kid. | |
Almond Cookie |
Not that I didn't believe in your capabilities, kid. In our line of work, you learn to always expect the worst. But it seems like my fears were unwarranted. | |
Almond Cookie |
Well done, agent! No additional paperwork required on your part. | |
Almond Cookie |
Hope you make some decent memories in our Magic City. But make sure to stay out of trouble or you'll have to deal with me and my crew at Magical Emergency Handling. Dismissed! |