Cookies of Darkness (Story)

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Story

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This article documents the Special Records Story titled Cookies of Darkness. For information on the Cookies of Darkness as a group, see Category:Cookies of Darkness.

“ A life among the shadows, and then... The End. „

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Cookies of Darkness is a Special Records Story that corresponds with and is unlocked by progress in the Event of the same name.

The Story recounts Dark Choco Cookie's struggles and abuse as a begrudging member of Dark Enchantress Cookie's legion.

Story

Episode 1: The Dark Round Table
Pomegranate Cookie	Late again, Dark Choco Cookie? How "amusing"...
	Seriously, how's it possible you're slower than Poison Mushroom Cookie? Even my Licorice Servants are speedier than a slowpoke like you.	Licorice Cookie
Poison Mushroom Cookie	Huuuuh? I'm faaaast...? Yaaay, I'm fast!
	No! It means you're slow, too, OK?!	Licorice Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	*sigh* Fine.
	Dark Choco Cookie. I will not bar you from acting on your own, but your actions cannot interfere with the mesmerizing genius of our Master.	Pomegranate Cookie
	Your orders are simple. Plant pomegranate gems far and wide over Earthbread.
Licorice Cookie	And what happens next?
	If all goes according to plan, the culmination of our Master's plan! Earthbread will be devoured by the Darkness.	Pomegranate Cookie
	Imagine a world consumed by endless, rippling DARKNESS, thirsty for power...! A sublime and fitting landscape for our Master's return.	Pomegranate Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	Your plan is... much more crass than usual.
	*gasp*	Pomegranate Cookie
	Such insolence! But now that our Master is awake, this plan cannot fail!	Pomegranate Cookie
	All of you—everybody! Go where you are needed! NOW!	Pomegranate Cookie

Episode 2: Simple Advice
Pomegranate Cookie	You've returned. Have you handled your task successfully?
	Oh, really? Here's a thought. YOU ARE NOT OUR MASTER, OKAY? "Do this, do that, blah blah blooey!"	Licorice Cookie
Pomegranate Cookie	It appears Dark Choco Cookie's grown a spine... Hmph. As long as he has completed his task, I care not.
	Yeah, he's a real piece of work... Always mouthing off, dragging us down... As if he has a plan... which he doesn't...	Licorice Cookie
Pomegranate Cookie	Silence! There's no need to wait. I will now begin casting the INCANTATION.
	...
	... Nothing's happening?	Licorice Cookie
Pomegranate Cookie	The incantation has failed! I do not understand... The spell was sure to succeed.
	Tough break! But anyhoo—I gotta know— Did Dark Choco Cookie mess up?	Licorice Cookie
Pomegranate Cookie	Dark Choco Cookie... I knew he has yet to fully commit to our cause!
	What else is new? He's always been like that! He betrayed his home. He ran away. Now he's doing the same thing to us!	Licorice Cookie
Poison Mushroom Cookie	Dark Choco Cookie said he didn't like shroomies. ... Who doesn't like shroomies?
	What does Dark Enchantress Cookie see in him anyway?! Don't get me wrong, I love her, she's amazing, but on this one she's way way WAY off!	Licorice Cookie
Pomegranate Cookie	A Cookie with such reckless abandon... Such insolent bravado! Petty thoughtlessness!?? We must reign him in.
Pomegranate Cookie	What on Earthbread is he plotting... I must see for myself!

Episode 3: Discord of the Dark
Dark Choco Cookie	Pomegranate Cookie. What brings you this far from your perch...?
	Did you think I would not learn of your duplicity? You failed to plant the gem.	Pomegranate Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	That is the problem with your sorcery. One misstep and everything falls apart.
Dark Choco Cookie	I do not rely on such magic. Therefore I am not weak. You are nothing without your magic.
	Are you done? You have no right to lecture me!	Pomegranate Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	Just advising is all.
	I can no longer tolerate you acting on your own. If this continues, you will leave me no choice.	Pomegranate Cookie
	Oh, but I wonder—I truly do— Do you still think you're a Noble Prince? Some grand hero on a quest for his kingdom?
Dark Choco Cookie	Take caution in your next words...
	Tread lightly, Dark Choco Cookie. If you dare get in the way of The Master's plans... I will personally see to it that you answer for your transgressions.	Pomegranate Cookie
	Now that I have made myself clear... Complete your task. Get. It. Done.

Episode 4: Crimson Confusion
Pomegranate Cookie	Your total incompetence has made us re-do our work.
Pomegranate Cookie	Don't you know how to follow orders? Oh right, as prince of a failed kingdom, you wouldn't know HOW to listen, would you?
	...!	Dark Choco Cookie
	You can insult ME as much as you want... But you've crossed the line. You dare... to insult my homeland?!	Dark Choco Cookie
	Trust me—you will live to regret it!
Licorice Cookie	N-N-Now just hold on, you two! Stop! Chill!
	SILENCE, Licorice Cookie! I wonder... I wonder just how high our "noble prince's" anger can reach.	Pomegranate Cookie
Licorice Cookie	H-Hey! What's up with you all of a sudden?
	Weren't YOU the one who betrayed your kingdom? The past infects the present. Never forget your place.	Pomegranate Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	No! I didn't choose this path!
	A "Good Prince" to the end. *Scoff* The question is, how long can you pull this off, I wonder?	Pomegranate Cookie
	Need I remind you, you reduced your very own Kingdom to rubble. Has that painful guilt been permanently SEARED into your memories?	Pomegranate Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	ENOUGH! I've no regrets or guilt... It was my will, my choice!
	Have some pride, Dark Choco Cookie. For now, I can only see that you lack the strenth to accept your... "terminal fate."	Pomegranate Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	You...! I say we end this. Right here, right now.
	Your arrogance is adorable, amusing even... Will those you betrayed take you back with loving arms should you strike me down? Is that "your plan"?	Pomegranate Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	Say one more word. I dare you... Don't you see? This is the only path that remains!
	There are other paths! But you are too weak and ignorant to find them! Need you see it unfold before you?! Behold! The proof of your weakness!	Pomegranate Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	Ugh... *gasp* Some sort of...pomegranate spell? AHHHH! AARRRHHH!!

Episode 5: The Fallen Prince
???	You are young... and you will learn. Easy. Don't fight it...
	Our Kingdom is in need of change...! We can't keep hiding behind our walls!	Young Dark Choco Cookie
???	Leave me.
	Was that... a memory of the past...? Pomegranate Cookie! Could you possibly stoop any lower? Dispel this cowardly magic at once!	Dark Choco Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	What else are you going to show me? Whatever you inflict upon me, it won't work!
	My Prince...	???
Dark Choco Cookie	!!!!!!! No! Not that! GAAAAAAAH! I will never unsee that! ENOUGH!
	You promised us... that our Kingdom... You promised a future as strong as the chocolate mountains themselves. We trust you with our lives, my Prince.	???
Milk Village Youngster	Sir Dark Choco Cookie, Sir! I, I promise to become a warrior too! A Cookie's Primary Purpose: PROTECT OTHERS!
	No. Stop. I'm not—I'm not the Cookie you think I am.	Dark Choco Cookie
???	Dark Choco Cookie...! What have you done...
	No... No...	Dark Choco Cookie
Young Dark Choco Cookie	This is not what I wished for! FATHER!
	Leave. And...	???
	... never come back.
Dark Choco Cookie	No! Please no!

Episode 6: Against the Light
Pomegranate Cookie	This should be enough. How did it feel, Dark Choco Cookie? Taking a quick voyage into your chilling past...
	*Catching breath*	Dark Choco Cookie
	You... YOU! You'll never get away with this!
Pomegranate Cookie	Such ANGER! Such malice and EVIL in your eyes... Your true colors are revealed, at long last!
Pomegranate Cookie	We are truly and sincerely honored by your presence, Young Prince. You have now embraced the Darkness...
	Unfortunately I must take my leave. Remember today's lesson, Dark Choco Cookie.
	*sigh*	Dark Choco Cookie
Dark Choco Cookie	Yes... maybe I am fooling myself. And now I know... I'm destined to live in the dark.
Dark Choco Cookie	This is my place. My purpose. A life among the shadows, and then... The End.