Dragon's Valley is a Special Records Story released on October 8, 2021 with the Interdimensional Super Mayhem update (v2.2). It coincides with the Interdimensional Super Mayhem Event, in which a player could participate in Super Mayhem for various rewards including intermittent chapters of the Story.
The tale focuses on the conflict between 
Mala Sauce Cookie's red-hot Mala Tribe and 
Twizzly Gummy Cookie's dimension-splitting outlaw gang.
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 Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Bring it! I SAAAID... BRING IT! |
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Outta the way! HA HA! Braaave... CHARGE! |
 GingerBrave |
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You’re not goin' anywhere without me! HRAAA! |
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Huh… Hey. That’s the one, right? |
 Wild Strawberry Cookie |
GingerBrave |
Huh? Me? |
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Well I'll be! Looks like ole Bad Grad Wasabi Cookie was right! We gots a GEN-U-INE celebrity on ah hands 'ere! |
 Peeled Carrot Cookie |
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Bro! Ya talkin 'bout how they be copies of us from another world, right? |
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I'm so confused... What're you talking about? |
GingerBrave |
 Wild Strawberry Cookie |
PSH! Ain't no way that one's my copy... I mean... just LOOK at her! |
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 Strawberry Cookie |
S-s-s-s-stay back! | |
 Spicy Mala Warrior |
Taste spicy steel! HYAAA! | |
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Oooh yeeeah....! Ha... ha ha ha... HA HA HA HA! Look at all these targets! JUST FOR ME! |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
LET THERE BE MAYHEM! WOO HOO HA HA HA HAAA HEE HEE! |
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 Half-Avocado Cookie |
You call that steel? Hah! THIS IS STEEL! | |
 Hot Mala Warrior |
That was close...! Time for a counterattack! HRRRAAA! | |
Toothpaste Cookie |
This heat's killin' my vibe... Even my hair gel's meltin! | |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
Now's our chance! Everyone, fire up AND CHARGE! | |
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Ha ha HA HA HAA HAA HAA! Now THAT's the stuff! |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
 Cookies from this Universe |
HRAAAAAA! |
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HYAAAAAA! |  Cookies from Another Universe |
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 A few hours earlier... | ||
| Sign Post | "108 stairs until Mala Village" | |
| Phew…! Another sign! This is the last one, right? |
 Wizard Cookie | |
 GingerBrave |
*Huff puff* Milk Cookie… You could’ve warned us the way here’d be dangerous! |
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I happen to become good friends with Mala sauce Cookie. The Mala Tribe lives in the Dragon’s Valley and I highly recommend visiting them one day! There’s some of the most hospitable and kindest Cookies in all the lands. |
 Milk Cookie |
 Wizard Cookie |
I am truly intrigued...! How could Cookies live in such a fierce environment? I simply must visit the Mala Tribe and see for myself. |
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What if they get angry and ask why we're there... I heard the Mala Tribe is really scary... |
 Strawberry Cookie |
 GingerBrave |
I wouldn't worry about it! We're just visiting, after all! |
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*BOOM* *RUMBLE* | Tremors |
 Wizard Cookie |
What's this?! The ground is shaking... Is it an earthquake? |
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HA HA HA! Another round of drinks! |
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 GingerBrave |
That's no earthquake! It's the Cookies of the Mala Tribe! Let's hurry over and say hi! |
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 Hot Mala Warrior |
We ain't had a feast like this in... FOREVER! | |
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The valley is spewing fire! The village is basking in peace! Everything's been smashing since that kid came back! |
 Spicy Mala Warrior |
Hot Mala Warrior |
Hey, c'mon now! We can't call her a kid anymore! She's the leader of our tribe now! OUR CHIEFTAIN! |
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Mala Sauce Cookie became chieftain?! |  GingerBrave |
 Hot Mala Warrior |
Eh? Who're you...? |
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Erm... We're, erm... That is... We... |  Strawberry Cookie |
Hot Mala Warrior |
BAH! If you're here, then it means you're a friend to us all! COME! Join us in a toast to our new leader! |
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Where are our manners?! Sit down and enjoy some stew, straight off the fire! Here's a fresh bowl! C'mon now, have a sip! |
Spicy Mala Warrior |
 Wizard Cookie |
Oh? OK! Hmm... let me see. |
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Wizard Cookie |
GYAAAAH! It's like drinking fire! Water! WATER! | |
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HA HA HA HA! |  Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior |
 Wizard Cookie |
What on Earthbread is this stew? Why is it this spicy? No— wait... HOW is it this spicy?! |
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OOOH, I see now! No wonder the Volcanic Jelly Stew was too hot for you! You're visitors to our village! Here then, have some soothing tea. |
Hot Mala Warrior |
 Strawberry Cookie |
*Gulp* |
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Strawberry Cookie |
Why is the tea spicy...?! | |
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HA HA HA HA! | Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior |
Spicy Mala Warrior |
Try some of the chili oil star jellies! Ooo, and don't forget the mala sauce rusks! Today's the only day you'll get to taste the full 128 spices and seasonings of the tribe! |
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 Mala Sauce Cookie |
HEHEY! You're here! Welcome, friends, to the Mala Tribe! |
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It's so cool to meet you, Mala Sauce Cookie! Congrats on becoming the leader of the tribe! |
GingerBrave |
 Mala Sauce Cookie |
HRA HA HA! Thanks, pal! You're from that faraway Cookie Kingdom, right? |
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| The road here must've been long and tiring for ya! Here, take a glass! It's tradition to become true friends with a toast. | ||
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N-n-no, we're not thirsty! | Wizard Cookie |
 Strawberry Cookie |
Huh? The ground is shaking again...! It's stronger than before! |
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*RUMBLE* | Loud Noises |
| Lightning has struck the ground! Wait... Is that, a Cookie?! |
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 Mala Sauce Cookie |
Huh? | |
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Let's check it out! | GingerBrave |
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What did I tell ya, Toothpaste Cookie! I told ya this time jumper doohickey would work! |
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Yeah, yeah, it works, LA DE DA... But where are we? |
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Who cares...! We gonna clean this place out or what? |
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Don't rush it! I've been looking forward to this... We gotta make it LAST! HA HA HA! |
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Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
COOKIES OF THIS WORLD! Your doom has arrived! For I, Twizzly Gummy Cookie, the galaxy's greatest criminal, have come to wreak havoc on your world! |
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| Lemme introduce my one and only crew! This here's Wild Strawberry Cookie, the most crooked of misfits to ever walk this galaxy! | ||
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Pfft... Enough with the drama. |
Wild Strawberry Cookie |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Toothpaste Cookie: SOOO MINTY that he's snarky and bitey, but he's got FRESH tunes! And Peeled Carrot Cookie: Hasn't lived an honest day of work in her life, what an icon! |
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The boss really does have a flair for the dramatic... But whatevs... |
 Toothpaste Cookie |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Are ya scared yet? HA HA HA HA! You should be! Tremble in fear and run, run as fast as you can, but we'll still catch you, cuz it's part of our pilfering plan! |
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What'd you say your names were again? No matter! I am Mala Sauce Cookie, leader of the Mala Tribe! And you're standing on OUR grounds! |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
Hot Mala Warrior |
Yeah! You dare to threaten us on our own lands?! You'll step no further, you BLAND outlanders! |
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HA HA HA! Was that a joke? She's joking, right? C'mon... tell me that was a joke! |
Toothpaste Cookie |
| Hey, hey! Half-Avocado Cookie! They just made a joooke! | ||
Half-Avocado Cookie |
I HATE JOKES! I'll make minced crumbs outta ya! |
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URRGH! | Hot Mala Warrior |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
My friend! Are you injured?! |
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Bleeegh... it's too dry here! And why's it so HOT?! Urrrrgh...! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! This is why I hate stupid, sunny weather like this! |
Peeled Carrot Cookie |
| C'mon, boss! What're we waitin for?! Let's bash'em, rob'em, and jump over to the next world! | ||
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Wait, wait, WAIT! One last second...! *BIG SNIFF* Ya smell that?! IT'S TIME FOR SOME MAYHEM! HA HA HA! |
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Finally! It's GO TIME! |
Peeled Carrot Cookie |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
Spiceless crumbs! No, this can't be happening! |
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 GingerBrave |
The entire feast is ruined! Everything's getting wrecked! |
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Wait, take a closer look at those Cookies! Don't they look oddly familiar? |
Wizard Cookie |
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You're not saying they're... |
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OF COURSE! They must be angry they weren't invited to the Mala Tribe's feast! | Wizard Cookie |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
Urgh! I don't care who they are, but they've crossed a line! |
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Mala Sauce Cookie |
How dare they barge in on us in the middle of a feast! | |
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Mala Sauce Cookie is getting angry! She's gettin' stronger by the minute! |
Hot Mala Warrior |
Spicy Mala Warrior |
Mala Sauce Cookie! HEEELP! |
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*BOOM* | Raging Volcano |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
More intruders?! | |
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NO! This time it's a real earthquake! GAH! The volcano is about to erupt! |
Wizard Cookie |
Spicy Mala Warrior |
Of all times, why now?! |
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Wait, this is perfect! Those bandits don't know the Dragon's Valley like we do! |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
| Warriors of the Mala Tribe, hear me! The battle is not over, it has just begun! | ||
| Rally to me, fellow warriors! Lend me your strength! Let's show these intruders the true meaning of a spicy and fiery spirit! | ||
 Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior |
AYE! |
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Oh! Didn't think that speech would work. | Mala Sauce Cookie |
 Wizard Cookie |
It's because you showed them just how committed you are. Um, and they also know that you can beat the CRUMBS out of them! |
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*CRACKLING SOUNDS* *KABOOM* |
Raging Erupting Volcano |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
Stand strong, friends! Today... we taste not just spice, but VICTORY! CHAAARGE! |
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CHAAARGE! | Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior |
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Wild Strawberry Cookie |
Grrr...! They're pushing us back. |
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Why'd we end up porting to the hottest place imaginable?! Half-Avocado Cookie, don't get too close! You're blocking the breeze! |
Toothpaste Cookie |
Half-Avocado Cookie |
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 Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
HA HA HA! OOOH HA HEE HEE HA HA! So many targets! Pew-pew! PEW! PEW! | |
 Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
HEY YOU! Why aren't you running away?! | |
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URGH! OOF...! Because... I am... the Chieftain of the Mala TRIBE! |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
| You done? Then I guess it's MY TURN NOW! |
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Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
GET BACK! SHOO! AWAY! Ya see this?! I have a time jumper! |
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I don't know and I don't care! TASTE STAR ANISE STEEL! |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Wait! WAIT! Let's talk about this! This is how I got here, you turn the dial and... |
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And...? | Mala Sauce Cookie |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Everyone here, I mean EVERYONE, will be a goner! If I use this, all of you will be ported to another world, another timeline! You'll never find your way back! |
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Think this through, boss! If we use that, then WE'RE gonna end up someplace else too! |
Toothpaste Cookie |
 GingerBrave |
Twizzly... Twizzle... Twisty... Whatever your name is! Don't turn that dial just yet! Let's stop fighting and talk! |
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Mala Sauce Cookie |
It's too late for talk! TAKE THAT! | |
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He he... he he he...! AAHA HA HA! You fools! I never lose a fight! |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
| THIS IS THE END! You're done for, HEE HEE HA HA HAAA!! |
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 GingerBrave & Toothpaste Cookie |
Nooo! |
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| ??? | Woot! Looks like I got here just in the nick of time. This time rift is making a mess of things! |
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| Now, lemme see... Freeze and mend the rift and... HA! And as for you! Let's get you back home, where and when you belong! |
 Croissant Cookie | |
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GingerBrave |
Huh...? What just happened? I was there... but I wasn't there? |
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Hey, ya misfit, ragtag time jumpers! Miss me? You're under arrest for messing with the timeline, on authority of the Time Balance Department! |
Croissant Cookie |
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Croissant Cookie |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie! Stop struggling and come quietly. |
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You again?! You TBD PEST! |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Croissant Cookie |
When I detected that time rift anomaly, I had a hunch that you'd be behind it! |
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| You're turning out to be quite the trouble maker! Jumping across dimensions, using future tech in other timelines... These are serious time manipulation felonies! | ||
| On top of all that... Stealing experimental equipment from the TBD? TSK TSK. | ||
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Sheesh, boss! Messin' with the TBD was a bad idea! I told you so! But noooooo... |
Peeled Carrot Cookie |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
Why do you sugarbrained TBD agents always show up when I'm having FUN?! You and that Director of yours can't get rid of me! I AM the pinnacle of perpetual mayhem! |
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Yeah, yeah, save it for the judge, PUNK. Now that I've got ya all strapped in, we're off! Time travel! WOOT! |
Croissant Cookie |
Twizzly Gummy Cookie |
YOU! Chief Spicy Cookie or whatever your name was! JUST YOU WAIT! I'll be back! Ya hear me?! I'LL BE BAAACK! HEE HEE HA HA! |
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Sorry for the ruckus! | Croissant Cookie |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
We'll be waiting! You can hop on back a hundred times and we'll still put up a proper fight! |
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Mala Sauce Cookie |
And with that... it's over. Phew! |
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I don't believe it... WE WON! | GingerBrave |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
Not bad for my first day on the job, if I say so myself! |
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Couldn't have said it better myself, Mala Sauce Cookie. Oh, I meant... chieftain. A truly fitting title, may you wear it proud for years to come! |
Spicy Mala Warrior |
Hot Mala Warrior |
You should be more careful though! Getting shocked by all that electricity...?! You could've become crumbs! |
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Is that a tear of concern in your eye? HA HA! Or was the stew too spicy for ya- HE-HEY?! |
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Hot Mala Warrior & Spicy Mala Warrior |
GLORY TO THE MALA TRIBE! | |
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Congratulations again, Mala Sauce Cookie! I'm sure you'll be the coolest and spiciest leader of the Mala Tribe! |
 GingerBrave |
Mala Sauce Cookie |
STAAAHP! Ha ha! You can put me down now! |
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| This is the perfect time for another celebration! Let's prepare a feast in honor of our new allies! May the Mala Tribe and Cookie Kingdom flourish forever! | ||
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HURRAH! | All |