| 01. Prelude to Deceit
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... Oh? I didn't know we had an audience! Greetings, greetings! It's great to be here! We've got a fantastic show lined up for you tonight!
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But first! Allow me to refresh your memory of the mystical events of the story so far!
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| The great Shadow Milk Cookie, Archmaster of all Knowledge and Deceit there is, played a genius stroke by leading our reckless foes right into his trap in the Spire!
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And... Surprise, surprise! Tonight, we invited these foolish Cookies to be the guests of our show! But... all in due time! We've got tons of stuff to cover before we get to the main dish!
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Ahem, test-test! Looks like the mic is on! Tonight, I'll be the host, the writer, the reporter, and the entertainer! I really should ask for a raise...
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Indeed, the illustrious Master of the Spire HAS RETURNED! Let's show Shadow Milk Cookie our love with a round of applause! His plan is already in motion, spreading across Earthbread as we speak!
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| Shall we take a closer look at the dramatic events happening in Crispia at this very moment...?
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Oh, dear me! I almost forgot to introduce myself! Black Sapphire Cookie, at your service!
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Black Sapphire Cookie
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And now, I invite you to sit back, relax, and forget about the boring notions of Truth and some such! Instead, join me tonight on our fantastical, magical journey...
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Whoever are you talking to, Black Sapphire Cookie? Are they in the same room with us right now? Heh heh!
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Ah... Ah... Is this thing on...? Anyway! PARU-PARU-PARFAIT~☆
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If you're just tuning in, HIYA! Today, I'm gonna sing my brand new single for you all! I've worked hard on- HUH?! Say what now?!
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Parfait Cookie
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"'YOUR song?!' What a joke! Parfait Cookie is a fraud! She hasn't written a single song in her life!"
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| "Oh yeah, I heard she stole all her songs from someone called 'Bingsu Cookie.'"
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"Yeah, her songs used to have such a distinct, unique vibe, but now each one feels like it's written by a completely different Cookie. Maybe that's what happens when you steal others' works."
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Parfait Cookie
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Oh? But...! I simply wanted to try out new styles and themes...! I thought you all enjoyed seeing different sides of my work...!
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Anonymous Cookie
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"Well, why don't you just prove that it was you who wrote them? It's rather simple, really!"
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Parfait Cookie
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... But how can I- I write all my songs! It's true! Please, believe me!
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And Bingsu Cookie, if you're watching this, please get in touch! If you have any grudges, you can always tell me... Instead of spreading weird rumors!
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Anonymous Cookie
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"Whoah whoah whoah, why are we so angry now? I'm not sure if you understand, but Bingsu Cookie is the victim here..."
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"And what do you want to achieve by talking to Bingsu Cookie anyway? Guess you could try to silence them... one way or another!"
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What are you even-! No! No no no! Everyone, this is just a weird misunderstanding!!!
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Parfait Cookie
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| Why would someone spread such blatant lies...?!
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Anonymous Cookie
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Ahh... So good to be home!
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Your Highness, I'm sure Their Majesties King and Queen will be so happy to see you! We should head to the palace right at once!
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My oh my! Haven't you heard the rumors?! About... ahem... the Royal Princess...?
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Princess Cookie
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Hm? Are they talking about... me?
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Oh, I've heard the rumors alright. You're talking about how... the princess... is NOT a real princess, right?
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Princess Cookie
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... What?! Who says-
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Do you remember how the last Princess Contest didn't go as planned? There was quite the commotion, oh yes! And besides—think about it! With a legitimate Princess, there'd be no point in holding a contest in the first place!
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Loud Merchant
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Hear hear! And, word on the street is that the "Princess" left the kingdom shortly after...! A coincidence? I think not!
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... What are they even talking about...?!
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Princess Cookie
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Knight Cookie
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You will sully Her Highness's name no longer! With Her Majesty Queen Jungleberry Cookie's blessing, our noble Princess set out to travel the world to learn everything it has to offer!
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Oh dear me! We didn't see you there! Well... Apologies, Your Highness! A rumor is a rumor—nothing more, right?! But there's more... It is said, there is... another Princess!
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Nosy Merchant
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Princess Cookie
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What?! More ridiculous rumors?
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Ahem... Well... Some say... that she could've been... a better Princess!
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Nosy Merchant
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Princess Cookie
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What?! Have you no shame to say such mean things to my face?!
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Whoah, watch the 'tude! Lady, this is exactly why we have all these talks going 'round town! Something to think about, hmm?
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Talkative Merchant
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Princess Cookie
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... You... You...!
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Your Highness, let us keep going! Don't waste your time listening to baseless gossip!
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Knight Cookie
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Princess Cookie
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Yeah... But...!
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Princess Cookie
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What is going on in our kingdom?! Nobody trusts me anymore! And they dare call themselves Hollyberrians?! Scandalous!
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... What if they're right...? A princess has to set an example for all, and not get angry over some silly rumors!
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Nosy Merchant
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Extra, extra! Professor Latte Cookie of the Parfaedia Institute is facing charges for credential fraud!
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Oh dear! I was sure Latte Cookie was a Parfaedia alumna!
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Capricious Wizard
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Meowbe she was, meowbe she wasn't! Cookies really should stop taking words at face value, heh. Psst, I also hear Latte Cookie never took a class in her life!
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Oh... Huh! That won't do!
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| I've already provided my diploma and my graduation album picture! Even the Principal testified in my favor...!
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Who could be behind all these rumors, and why? And... how come everyone is so quick to believe these lies when I have proof?
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Capricious Wizard
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... Mheh, what a pickle! A pickle, indeed!
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Hmm... You know what they say: "there's no smoke without a fire!" Latte Cookie is trying a bit too hard to defend herself, don't you think?
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Suspicious, VERY suspicious! That's what I think. Ahh, don't you just love a good scandal?
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Once again, miss, I'm gonna ask you to come with us for questioning. These are the rules.
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And I say "NO!" Why am I being arrested if I haven't done anything wrong?
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Latte Cookie
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M.E.H. Department Cookie
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Look, miss, we have a protocol to follow... And you aren't being arrested just yet- Miss? Put that teaspoon down, slowly! Miss- She's casting a spell!
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Hmm... I know it's unfair to use magic against non-wizards, but... you leave me no other choice! Hup!
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Latte Cookie
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Poof!
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M.E.H. Department Cookie
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Ack! W-what happened?! I can't see!
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I'll be on sabbatical until this is all sorted out!
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Latte Cookie
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M.E.H. Department Cookie
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Latte Cookie has escaped! The perp's at large! Quick, after her!
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... He heh.
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Nosy Wizard
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